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Love Proposal Reaction

Love Proposal Reaction

Agar ek ladka apna pyar izhar kare to ladki k 5 jawab ye hoge:

1) No
2) Yes
3) Aapko dost samjhti hun
4) I m engaged
5) I love someone else.

Aur ladki izhar kare pyar ko ladke ke 5 jawab ye hoge:

1) Haan.
2) Yes..
3) Ok..
4) Alright
5) Me too..

Moral : Boyz ka dil, dil nahi darya hota hai.




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