From the day we met
Boy : From the day we met I haven 't drink or smoked ...
Girl : How sweet of u, ...r u madly in love with me?
Boy: SHUT UP !,
U MADE MY
More Funny Jokes
Woman on date with husband's best friend;
Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!
Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U.
Once many professors were called n asked to sit in an airplane to go on a journey...
After they sat, they were informed that the plane is made by their students,
All of them ran n got out of the plane except one ...
People asked him the reason ...
"If it is made by my students, It won't even start"
Girl- Nice mobile. Where did u buy?
Boy- I won this in a running race.
Girl- How many people participated?
Boy- Mobile owner, police and me.