Ship with 300 Sardars
1 Ship 300 sardaro ko le ja raha tha.
Bina Ship doobe sabhi doob gaye.
Ship band ho gaya tha
Saare sardar dhakka dene ke liye utar gaye.
More Sardar Jokes
Santa : Tere result ka kya hua?
Pappu : Teacher keh rahi thi ki ek saal aur lagega is class mein.
Santa : Saal bhale 2-3 lag jaayein lekin fail na hona mere puttar.
Santa applied in a medical college but never cleared it as these were his answers:
Antibody: one who hates his/her body....!
Artery: Study of painting....!
Bacteria: Back door of cafeteria....!
Coma: punctuation mark..!
Gall bladder: Bladder of a Girl....!
Genes: Blue Denim....!
Labor pain: hurt at work....!
Ultrasound: Radical Sound....!
Cardiology: advance study of playing cards.
After an accident,
Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.
I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."