Your husband need total rest
Doctor. Aap ke husband ko mukamal sukun ki zarurat hai ye lo neend ki golian.
Biwi. Yeh main inhein kis waqt du.
Doctor. Yeh aapne khani hain.
More Marriage Jokes
Boy whispers to his mom during a wedding
Boy: "Why is the girl dressed in white?"
Mom: "Because this is the happiest day of her life."
Boy: "That's why is the boy dressed in black".
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your Name?
Patient: 28 years
Patient: No, Car Accident.
Swarg ke baahar ka seen:
1st Aadmi : Bhagwan main doctor hoon aur maine logo ki bahot sewa ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.
God : Nahi tum andar nahi aa sakte.
2nd Aadmi : Bhagwan main pandit hoon aur maine sari zindagi aapki pooja ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.
God : Nahi tum bhi andar nahi aa sakte.
3rd Aadmi : Nhagwan main shaadi shuda hoon.
God : Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar swarg mein aaja.