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Santa aur Baraf ka Tukda

Santa aur Baraf ka Tukda

Santa ek baraf ka tukda utha kar use gaur se dekh raha tha.
Banta- Kya dekh rahe ho?
Santa- Dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha hai.




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Ship with 300 Sardars

1 Ship 300 sardaro ko le ja raha tha.
Bina Ship doobe sabhi doob gaye.
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Kaise??
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Ship band ho gaya tha
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Saare sardar dhakka dene ke liye utar gaye.

Result ka kya hua

Santa : Tere result ka kya hua?
Pappu : Teacher keh rahi thi ki ek saal aur lagega is class mein.
Santa : Saal bhale 2-3 lag jaayein lekin fail na hona mere puttar.

Santa applied in a medical college

Santa applied in a medical college but never cleared it as these were his answers:

Antibody: one who hates his/her body....!
Artery: Study of painting....!
Bacteria: Back door of cafeteria....!
Coma: punctuation mark..!
Gall bladder: Bladder of a Girl....!
Genes: Blue Denim....!
Labor pain: hurt at work....!
Ultrasound: Radical Sound....!
Cardiology: advance study of playing cards.

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