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Income Tax Problem

Income Tax Problem

My income tax return form has been sent back to me because in response to question for "Number of dependents on you?".

I replied : 65% of population who doesn't pay taxes."2.1million illegal Immigrants; 9,00,000 criminals in over 85 prisons.....and above all 769 Idiots in parliament.

They said this was not an acceptable answer ..!!

I am still wondering... Who the hell did I miss out?




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