Income Tax Problem
My income tax return form has been sent back to me because in response to question for "Number of dependents on you?".
I replied : 65% of population who doesn't pay taxes."2.1million illegal Immigrants; 9,00,000 criminals in over 85 prisons.....and above all 769 Idiots in parliament.
They said this was not an acceptable answer ..!!
I am still wondering... Who the hell did I miss out?
More Funny Jokes
Boy : From the day we met I haven 't drink or smoked ...
Girl : How sweet of u, ...r u madly in love with me?
Boy: SHUT UP !,
U MADE MY
Woman on date with husband's best friend;
Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!
Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U.
Once many professors were called n asked to sit in an airplane to go on a journey...
After they sat, they were informed that the plane is made by their students,
All of them ran n got out of the plane except one ...
People asked him the reason ...
"If it is made by my students, It won't even start"