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Maa Kya Hoti Hai

Maa Kya Hoti Hai

Maa Kya Hoti Hai?

Ek khoobsurat rishte ka naam hai Maa.

Yeh Maa hi hai jo apne bachchon ko subah uthaati aur kehti hai...
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Uth jao kanjron, 11 baj rahe hain, kutton ki tarah pade rahte ho, tumahre baap ne naukar nahi rakkhe hain jo tumhein nashta bana kar denge

Zindagi haraam kar rakhi hai kameeno ne. Kaam ke na kaaj ke dushman anaaj ke...

Note: Har "Maa" wale msg emotional nahi hote

Maa kabhi kabhi frustrated bhi to ho sakti hai




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Your Last Wish

Judge: Your last wish?
Mujrim: Aap ki beti se shaadi, Nokia N97, 5 crore Rs, USA ka visa, 2 saal ka haneymoon, 6-7 bachche jo aap ko nana nana kahein or mujhe papa aur main un sab ki shaadi karwa doon us ke baad aap jo faisla do mujhe manzoor hoga.
Judge: Hahaha... meri koi beti hi nhi. Tanggo kamine ko.!

Love Proposal Reaction

Agar ek ladka apna pyar izhar kare to ladki k 5 jawab ye hoge:

1) No
2) Yes
3) Aapko dost samjhti hun
4) I m engaged
5) I love someone else.

Aur ladki izhar kare pyar ko ladke ke 5 jawab ye hoge:

1) Haan.
2) Yes..
3) Ok..
4) Alright
5) Me too..

Moral : Boyz ka dil, dil nahi darya hota hai.

RAILWAY INTERVIEW

RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-

Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho to?
Santa:- Torch dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Torch na ho to?
Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to?
Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga.
Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
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Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi.

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