Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got
She:I am in love with a boy who is far away from me
I am in India and he lives in UK
We met on marriage website
Became friends on Facebook
Had long chats on whatsapp
Proposed each other on skype
And now 2 months of relationship through viber
"I need your blessings and good wish Oh god"
Guy besides her said: Now get married on twitter
Have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay
Send them through gmail
And if u r fed up with your husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech do......
More Marriage Jokes
Wife : Jaanu batao tum mujh se kitna pyar karte ho?
Husband : Bahut zyaada.
Wife : Phir bhi kitna
Husband : Itna ki dil kar raha hai ki tumhari jesi ek aur le aaoon.
Wife saw board outside a shop
Monsoon Offer Only for today :
Banarsi saree 10/-
Excited Wife to Husband: Give me Rs. 500, I'll buy 50 sarees
Beerbal ki maa, istri ki dukan hai woh.
Wife is busy packing her clothes.
Man: And where are u going?
Wife: I'm moving to my mother.
Husband also starts packing.
Wife: And where do u think your going?
Husband: I'm also moving to my mother.
Wife: And what about the kids?
Husband: Well if u moving to ur mother and I'm moving to my mother then I guess they must also move to their mother....