Biwi Ka Gussa

Biwi Ka Gussa

1st Friend: Yaar meri biwi bohat gussa karti hai.

2nd Friend: Meri bhi pehle kiya karti thi par ab nahin karti.

1st Friend: Tumne kya ilaaj kiya?

2nd Friend: 1 din gusse mein thi to maine keh diya ki,

"Budhaape mein gussa aa hi jata hai".

Bas woh din hai aur aaj ka din hai, tez Awaaz mein bhi baat nahi karti!

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Hobbies of Husband

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn't control his curiosity and asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with you?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today..

The story continues....

The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card.

MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.

A Wish

A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes

- I want my husband to have eyes only for me

- I want to be the only one in his life

- I want him to sleep always by my side

- I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes.

The Genie turned her into a Smart Phone....!!

Wonderful Confession

Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got

She:I am in love with a boy who is far away from me
I am in India and he lives in UK

We met on marriage website
Became friends on Facebook
Had long chats on whatsapp
Proposed each other on skype
And now 2 months of relationship through viber

"I need your blessings and good wish Oh god"

Guy besides her said: Now get married on twitter
Have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay
Send them through gmail
And if u r fed up with your husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech do......

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