Height of Overconfidence
There was a meeting of Bihar state freedom fighters.
They wanted to free Bihar from India.
Ram bhaiya raised a point...,
"We may take Bihar from India but how will we develop it?"
Shayam bhaiya had a brainwave. "No problem!
We will attack America, we will lose the war and USA will take us over...
Then we will become a State of USA & develop automatically...!
We will also become direct citizens of USA. No more Visas & Green Cards."
All the Bhaiyas were overjoyed with this solution, but an old bhaiya was not.
Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.
The old bhaiya replied,
"That's all very well....,
"But what would happen if by chance we won & took over America?"
More Political Jokes
If Congress wins next loksabha election...
Chawal 1 rupey ke 2 Dane,
Dal 5 rupey ki 4 dane,
Oil 10 rupey ke 2 drops,
Doodh 2 rupey ka 1 qatra,
Chini 3 ruaey ki 5 dane
Bijli or aata milne ke chance 1% hain.
Note: Jo bhi ye sab cheezen ek sath khridega, Use asli desi ghi ki khushbu muft songhai jayegi aur petrol free dikhaya jayega.
Rahul Gandhi --> Mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi.
Sonia Gandhi --> Kyun beta?
Rahul Gandhi --> Har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do.
George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.
The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says,"You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.
The pilot rolls his eyes and! says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant idiots back there. I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people really happy.