ROBOT

Ek aadmi apne bete ke liye ek ROBOT laya, jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.
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Beta: Papa aaj mai school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard hai (Sattaak...)
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PAPA- Dekha tune jooth bola isliye tujhe saza mili, mai jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha. (Sattaak...)
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Wife: (Haste huye boli) Aap hi ka beta hai. (Sattaak...)




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Mujhe sab pata hai

Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai.
Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;-)
Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;-)
Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;-)
Ramu kaka : Aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!! :-P

Lift Chahiye Kya

Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek ladka bola : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Ladki : Bhag jaa harami 3 din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.

Mission accomplished

A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night.
She looked at her husband and said, "Honey, do you remember this?"
He looked up at her and said, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."
She said, "That's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"
He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember."
"Well, what was it?" she asked.
He responded, "As I remember, I said, "Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big boobs and screw your brains out."
She giggled and said, "Yes honey, thats exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, and I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?"
Again he looked up at her, and he replied, "Mission accomplished."

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