If movies were made by drinkers, then the titles would be....
Rab Ne Pila di Thodi
Rum de basanti
Hum tight ho chuke sanam
Bevde Zameen Par
Ek Tha Bagpiper
Rum Maro Rum
Maine Drink Tujko Diya
Hickk Hick Hota Hai
Maine Neat Kyu Piya
Peg Liya To Chakna Kya
Ulti Kar Di Aapne
Pinewale Baatliyaa Le Jayenge..!
More Bar Jokes
After drinking men talk unnecessarily...
Fight 4 nothing
"Alcohol contains female hormones!"
Santa: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me a drink. Fight is about to start.
Bartender gives him a drink.
Santa again says: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me drink. Fight is about to start.
Bartender again gives him a drink.
Santa again asks for a drink as the fight is about to star.
Bartender: When on earth the fight will start?
Naughty Santa: When you will ask for money.
10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!