SRK Sir Ki Class
Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR
Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR
Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR
Pardes: DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR
Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR
Mai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR
Chennai Express : DON KI BETI SE PYAAR..
Note - SRK teaches us how to manage risky love affairs..!!!
arre haa, risky se yaad aaya,
The most risky love is...
Rab ne bana di jodi: KHUDKI BIWI SE PYARR!!
More Marriage Jokes
1st Friend: Yaar meri biwi bohat gussa karti hai.
2nd Friend: Meri bhi pehle kiya karti thi par ab nahin karti.
1st Friend: Tumne kya ilaaj kiya?
2nd Friend: 1 din gusse mein thi to maine keh diya ki,
"Budhaape mein gussa aa hi jata hai".
Bas woh din hai aur aaj ka din hai, tez Awaaz mein bhi baat nahi karti!
A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn't control his curiosity and asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with you?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today..
The story continues....
The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card.
MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.
A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes
- I want my husband to have eyes only for me
- I want to be the only one in his life
- I want him to sleep always by my side
- I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes.
The Genie turned her into a Smart Phone....!!