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Pehle Mai Bahut Dukhi Rehta Tha. . .
Hamesha Rota Rehta Tha. . .
Mujhse Kaam Nahi Ho Pata Tha. . .
Gharwalo Ke Taane Sun Ke Ro Diya Karta Tha. . .
Fir Maine Is Naye Product Ke Baare Me Suna,
Ye Waakai Lajwaab Hai. . .
Ab Mein Puri Neend 2-3 Ghante Me Hi Kar Leta Hu. . .
Duniya Bhar Ke Taane Aur Galiyan Hass Hass Ke Sun Leta Hu. . .
Kitni Bhi Musibat Aaye Khush Rehta Hu. . .
Dukh Sukh Ki Tension Se Upar Uth Gaya Hu. . .
Nark - Swarg Yahin Hai Samajhta Hu. . .
Dushmano Se Pyaar Ho Gaya Hai. . .
Ye ! WIFE
Waakai Asardaar Hai.
Always keep your wife's picture as mobile screensaver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say. If I can handle this, I can handle anything!
More Marriage Jokes
Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR
Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR
Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR
Pardes: DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR
Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR
Mai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR
Chennai Express : DON KI BETI SE PYAAR..
Note - SRK teaches us how to manage risky love affairs..!!!
arre haa, risky se yaad aaya,
The most risky love is...
Rab ne bana di jodi: KHUDKI BIWI SE PYARR!!
1st Friend: Yaar meri biwi bohat gussa karti hai.
2nd Friend: Meri bhi pehle kiya karti thi par ab nahin karti.
1st Friend: Tumne kya ilaaj kiya?
2nd Friend: 1 din gusse mein thi to maine keh diya ki,
"Budhaape mein gussa aa hi jata hai".
Bas woh din hai aur aaj ka din hai, tez Awaaz mein bhi baat nahi karti!
A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn't control his curiosity and asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with you?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today..
The story continues....
The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card.
MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.