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Intellegent Aladdin

Intellegent Aladdin

Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today
Wife: wow, what did you ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero...




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New Product for All Problems

Pehle Mai Bahut Dukhi Rehta Tha. . .
Hamesha Rota Rehta Tha. . .
Mujhse Kaam Nahi Ho Pata Tha. . .
Gharwalo Ke Taane Sun Ke Ro Diya Karta Tha. . .
Fir Maine Is Naye Product Ke Baare Me Suna,

!!!...WIFE...!!!

Ye Waakai Lajwaab Hai. . .



Ab Mein Puri Neend 2-3 Ghante Me Hi Kar Leta Hu. . .

Duniya Bhar Ke Taane Aur Galiyan Hass Hass Ke Sun Leta Hu. . .

Kitni Bhi Musibat Aaye Khush Rehta Hu. . .

Dukh Sukh Ki Tension Se Upar Uth Gaya Hu. . .

Nark - Swarg Yahin Hai Samajhta Hu. . .

Dushmano Se Pyaar Ho Gaya Hai. . .

Sach Main,
Ye ! WIFE
Waakai Asardaar Hai.
Always keep your wife's picture as mobile screensaver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say. If I can handle this, I can handle anything!

SRK Sir Ki Class

Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR

Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR

Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR

Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR

Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR

Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR

Pardes: DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR

Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR

Mai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR

Chennai Express : DON KI BETI SE PYAAR..

Note - SRK teaches us how to manage risky love affairs..!!!

arre haa, risky se yaad aaya,

The most risky love is...

Rab ne bana di jodi: KHUDKI BIWI SE PYARR!!

Biwi Ka Gussa

1st Friend: Yaar meri biwi bohat gussa karti hai.

2nd Friend: Meri bhi pehle kiya karti thi par ab nahin karti.

1st Friend: Tumne kya ilaaj kiya?

2nd Friend: 1 din gusse mein thi to maine keh diya ki,

"Budhaape mein gussa aa hi jata hai".

Bas woh din hai aur aaj ka din hai, tez Awaaz mein bhi baat nahi karti!

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