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Gujarati aur Maarwadi

Gujarati aur Maarwadi

1 Gujarati aur Maarwadi ne samandar ke kinaare Board par likha dekha :

"DOOBTE HUE KO BACHAANE WALE KO Rs. 500 ka INAAM"

Maarwadi :Main samandar mein jump lagata hoon, tum mujhe bacha lena, is tarah Rs. 500 milenge jise hum aadha-aadha baant lenge

Yeh keh kar Maarwadi paani mein kood gaya.

Gujju khamoshi se dekhta raha.

Maarwadi ne chilla ke kaha : Mujhe Tairna nahi aata tum mujhe bachaate kyon nahi?

Gujju : Tum ne board ke neeche nahi padha

Niche likha tha: "LAASH NIKAALNE WALE KO 5000 KA INAAM".




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Maa Kya Hoti Hai

Maa Kya Hoti Hai?

Ek khoobsurat rishte ka naam hai Maa.

Yeh Maa hi hai jo apne bachchon ko subah uthaati aur kehti hai...
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Your Last Wish

Judge: Your last wish?
Mujrim: Aap ki beti se shaadi, Nokia N97, 5 crore Rs, USA ka visa, 2 saal ka haneymoon, 6-7 bachche jo aap ko nana nana kahein or mujhe papa aur main un sab ki shaadi karwa doon us ke baad aap jo faisla do mujhe manzoor hoga.
Judge: Hahaha... meri koi beti hi nhi. Tanggo kamine ko.!

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