British Divided India
Seems like the British divided India in such a way that all the Batsmen were left in India, while all the Bowlers went on the Pakistan's side.
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Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?
Ganguly: do or die.
Sehwag: do before you die.
Dravid: do until they die.
Tendulkar: do that will never die.
Laxman- Do when everyone else die.
Yuvraj - Do, die, reborn, do, die, reborn (repeat)....
Dhoni - Do everything before luck die.
Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
Why ?? Why ?? :-
Ans. Tendulkar is an opener.