Very True

Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life
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Laughing at your wife's mistakes can shorten your life.




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Intellegent Aladdin

Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today
Wife: wow, what did you ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero...

New Product for All Problems

Pehle Mai Bahut Dukhi Rehta Tha. . .
Hamesha Rota Rehta Tha. . .
Mujhse Kaam Nahi Ho Pata Tha. . .
Gharwalo Ke Taane Sun Ke Ro Diya Karta Tha. . .
Fir Maine Is Naye Product Ke Baare Me Suna,

!!!...WIFE...!!!

Ye Waakai Lajwaab Hai. . .



Ab Mein Puri Neend 2-3 Ghante Me Hi Kar Leta Hu. . .

Duniya Bhar Ke Taane Aur Galiyan Hass Hass Ke Sun Leta Hu. . .

Kitni Bhi Musibat Aaye Khush Rehta Hu. . .

Dukh Sukh Ki Tension Se Upar Uth Gaya Hu. . .

Nark - Swarg Yahin Hai Samajhta Hu. . .

Dushmano Se Pyaar Ho Gaya Hai. . .

Sach Main,
Ye ! WIFE
Waakai Asardaar Hai.
Always keep your wife's picture as mobile screensaver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say. If I can handle this, I can handle anything!

SRK Sir Ki Class

Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR

Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR

Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR

Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR

Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR

Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR

Pardes: DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR

Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR

Mai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR

Chennai Express : DON KI BETI SE PYAAR..

Note - SRK teaches us how to manage risky love affairs..!!!

arre haa, risky se yaad aaya,

The most risky love is...

Rab ne bana di jodi: KHUDKI BIWI SE PYARR!!

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