Agree or Not
Aapne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmon ka phal unke bachchon ko bhugatana padta hai,
Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmon ka phal unke DAMADON ko bhi bhugatana padta hai!
More Marriage Jokes
Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life
Laughing at your wife's mistakes can shorten your life.
Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today
Wife: wow, what did you ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero...
Pehle Mai Bahut Dukhi Rehta Tha. . .
Hamesha Rota Rehta Tha. . .
Mujhse Kaam Nahi Ho Pata Tha. . .
Gharwalo Ke Taane Sun Ke Ro Diya Karta Tha. . .
Fir Maine Is Naye Product Ke Baare Me Suna,
Ye Waakai Lajwaab Hai. . .
Ab Mein Puri Neend 2-3 Ghante Me Hi Kar Leta Hu. . .
Duniya Bhar Ke Taane Aur Galiyan Hass Hass Ke Sun Leta Hu. . .
Kitni Bhi Musibat Aaye Khush Rehta Hu. . .
Dukh Sukh Ki Tension Se Upar Uth Gaya Hu. . .
Nark - Swarg Yahin Hai Samajhta Hu. . .
Dushmano Se Pyaar Ho Gaya Hai. . .
Ye ! WIFE
Waakai Asardaar Hai.
Always keep your wife's picture as mobile screensaver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say. If I can handle this, I can handle anything!