What is a Line
Maths Teacher: What is a line?
Pappu: A line is a dot that's going for a walk.
Teacher: Then what are parallel lines?
Pappu: A dot going for a walk with his girlfriend!
More Funny Jokes
6 Negatives lines, with positive meanings....!!
1. Money can't buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a
BMW than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember that bastard's name..
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you
when he is in trouble again..
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them..
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but neither does juice..
6. Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke, doesn't mean you'll never
Wife: Wherever I keep the money our son steals it. I don't know what to do about it, where do I keep money?
Husband: Keep it in his books. He never touches them.
Men are very Kind & Women are very Selfish!
Most women don't like to help unknown men;
But all men are ready anytime to help unknown women.
AURAT KE DIL MEIN,
Sirf uske LOVER ya PATI Ke Liye Jagah Hoti Hai....
AADMI Ka DIL Itna BADA Hota Hai Ki,
DOST Ki LOVER
BIWI Ki SAHELI
NEECHE WALI / KAMWALI
BHAI Ki SAALI
BEHAN Ki NANAD
Thodi Bahut BIWI Ke Liye Bhi Jagah Hoti Hai.....
AADMI KA DIL BAHUT BADA HOTA HAI.....
Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi,
So Respect all MEN...