Santa ki maa beemaar ho gayi. Santa unhein le kar hospital gaya.
Doctor ne examin karne ke baad kaha "Inke kuchh test honge"
Santa : "He bhagwan ab kya hoga, meri maa to anpadh hai."
More Sardar Jokes
Einstein and a Punjabi sitting next to each other on a long flight..
Einstein says,"Let's play a game.. I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.."
Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?
Punjabi doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket, pulls out a $5..
Now, it's the Punjabi's, turn..
He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends. After an hour he gives Punjabi $500..
Einstein going nuts and asks: Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?
Punjabi reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5.
1 sardar ki maut bijli girne se hui...Par uski lash muskurate huye mili...
Yamraj ne sardar se puchha aisa kyun?
Sardar bola : Mujhe laga koi photo kheench raha hai.
Santa ek baraf ka tukda utha kar use gaur se dekh raha tha.
Banta- Kya dekh rahe ho?
Santa- Dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha hai.