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Aur kya chahiye tumhein

Aur kya chahiye tumhein

Ladka ladki se:

Mere paas mere dost jaisi car nahi hai
Par tumhein palkon pe baitha ke ghumaaunga

Uske jaisa bada ghar nahi hai
Par tumhein dil mein rakhunga

Uske jitne paise nahi hain
Par tumhein majdoori kar ke khilaunga
Aur kya chahiye tumhein????

Ladki:
Bas kar pagle ab rulayega kya...?
Chal apne dost ka number de...




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Secret of Long Life

Ek din jeeto bahut saari chocolate kha raha tha. Ek aadmi ne dekha to us-se raha nahi gaya aur woh jeeto ko salaah dene laga.

Aadmi: Beta itni zyada chocolate nahi khaate, sehat ke liye theek nahi hoti.

Jeeto: Ek baat bolun mere dada ji 105 saal ke hain.

Aadmi: Achcha! Kya woh bhi bahut saari chocolate khaate hain.

Jeeto: Nahi.

Aadmi: To phir.

Jeeto: Woh apne kaam se kaam rakhte hain.

Gujarati aur Maarwadi

1 Gujarati aur Maarwadi ne samandar ke kinaare Board par likha dekha :

"DOOBTE HUE KO BACHAANE WALE KO Rs. 500 ka INAAM"

Maarwadi :Main samandar mein jump lagata hoon, tum mujhe bacha lena, is tarah Rs. 500 milenge jise hum aadha-aadha baant lenge

Yeh keh kar Maarwadi paani mein kood gaya.

Gujju khamoshi se dekhta raha.

Maarwadi ne chilla ke kaha : Mujhe Tairna nahi aata tum mujhe bachaate kyon nahi?

Gujju : Tum ne board ke neeche nahi padha

Niche likha tha: "LAASH NIKAALNE WALE KO 5000 KA INAAM".

Woh Baat Kuch Aur Thi

Aisa nahin ki yeh zindagi buri hai...
Par school life ki baat kuch aur thi.

Aisa nhi ki ab hansi nahi aati...
Par doston mein baith ke khilkhilane wali baat kuch aur thi.

Aisa nahi ki ab tension se raat nahi guzarti...
Par exams ki raaton mein jaagne wali baat kuch aur thi.

Aisa nahi k aage aa kar kuch haasil na kiya ho...
Par passing marks le kar party udane wali baat kuch aur thi.

Aisa nahi ki ab zindagi nahi kat rahi hai...
Par doston mein zindagi jeene ki baat hi kuch aur thi.

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