Maths Teacher : If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to priya ,
3 to Anita and
4 to kavitha
then what will u get????
Student : 3 New Girlfriends Mam!
More Funny Jokes
DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!
Question and the Answer given by Candidates, they are IAS (Indian Administrative Services - One of the most difficult examination in India).
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid
Sometimes just thinking out of the box is what it takes!
Maths Teacher: What is a line?
Pappu: A line is a dot that's going for a walk.
Teacher: Then what are parallel lines?
Pappu: A dot going for a walk with his girlfriend!
6 Negatives lines, with positive meanings....!!
1. Money can't buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a
BMW than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember that bastard's name..
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you
when he is in trouble again..
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them..
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but neither does juice..
6. Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke, doesn't mean you'll never