Questions Women ask that Men hate
Am I fat?
Do you think she's pretty?
Will you call me?
Do you love me?
This dress or this one?
I have nothing to wear! How?
Should I sign up for this aerobics class?
Will you love me forever?
You will never leave me right?
More Marriage Jokes
What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?
The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next,fatty."
Vidaai ke samay dulhan ke chhote bhai ne papa se poochha
"Papa didi to ro rahi hai par jija ji nahi ro rahe hain"
Papa: "Beta didi to gate tak hi royegi par tere jija ji zindagi bhar royenge"
Aapne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmon ka phal unke bachchon ko bhugatana padta hai,
Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmon ka phal unke DAMADON ko bhi bhugatana padta hai!