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Bade Hokar Kya Karoge

Bade Hokar Kya Karoge

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?

Student: shaadi..!!!

Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?

Student: dulha.!!!!!!!

Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?

Student: dulhan...

Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?

Student: Bahu laaunga

Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?

Student: Pota

Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?

Student: Hum do humare do!




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Aur kya chahiye tumhein

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Mere paas mere dost jaisi car nahi hai
Par tumhein palkon pe baitha ke ghumaaunga

Uske jaisa bada ghar nahi hai
Par tumhein dil mein rakhunga

Uske jitne paise nahi hain
Par tumhein majdoori kar ke khilaunga
Aur kya chahiye tumhein????

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Secret of Long Life

Ek din jeeto bahut saari chocolate kha raha tha. Ek aadmi ne dekha to us-se raha nahi gaya aur woh jeeto ko salaah dene laga.

Aadmi: Beta itni zyada chocolate nahi khaate, sehat ke liye theek nahi hoti.

Jeeto: Ek baat bolun mere dada ji 105 saal ke hain.

Aadmi: Achcha! Kya woh bhi bahut saari chocolate khaate hain.

Jeeto: Nahi.

Aadmi: To phir.

Jeeto: Woh apne kaam se kaam rakhte hain.

Gujarati aur Maarwadi

1 Gujarati aur Maarwadi ne samandar ke kinaare Board par likha dekha :

"DOOBTE HUE KO BACHAANE WALE KO Rs. 500 ka INAAM"

Maarwadi :Main samandar mein jump lagata hoon, tum mujhe bacha lena, is tarah Rs. 500 milenge jise hum aadha-aadha baant lenge

Yeh keh kar Maarwadi paani mein kood gaya.

Gujju khamoshi se dekhta raha.

Maarwadi ne chilla ke kaha : Mujhe Tairna nahi aata tum mujhe bachaate kyon nahi?

Gujju : Tum ne board ke neeche nahi padha

Niche likha tha: "LAASH NIKAALNE WALE KO 5000 KA INAAM".

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