Husband describes Wife after 15 years
After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her.
The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said ABCDEFGHIJK
"What does that mean?" She asked.
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot" he replied.
Wife Smiling asked, "What about IJK?"
He replied: I'm Just Kidding!
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Questions Women ask that Men hate
Am I fat?
Do you think she's pretty?
Will you call me?
Do you love me?
This dress or this one?
I have nothing to wear! How?
Should I sign up for this aerobics class?
Will you love me forever?
You will never leave me right?
What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?
The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next,fatty."
Vidaai ke samay dulhan ke chhote bhai ne papa se poochha
"Papa didi to ro rahi hai par jija ji nahi ro rahe hain"
Papa: "Beta didi to gate tak hi royegi par tere jija ji zindagi bhar royenge"