Burger or Kiss
Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ?
Husband: What do u think I am...a gardener ?
Wife: Can u fix the door handle ?
Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ?
In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.
Husband: Who did all this ?
Wife: Our neighbour.
But he gave me 2 options.....
Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger.
Wife: What do u think I am.......McDonalds ?!!
More Marriage Jokes
After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her.
The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said ABCDEFGHIJK
"What does that mean?" She asked.
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot" he replied.
Wife Smiling asked, "What about IJK?"
He replied: I'm Just Kidding!
Questions Women ask that Men hate
Am I fat?
Do you think she's pretty?
Will you call me?
Do you love me?
This dress or this one?
I have nothing to wear! How?
Should I sign up for this aerobics class?
Will you love me forever?
You will never leave me right?
What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?
The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next,fatty."