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Evolution of man

Evolution of man

Evolution of man:

Shadi se pehle-hero no. 1
Shadi k baad- coolie no. 1

Shadi se pehle: maine pyar kiya
Shadi k baad- ye maine kya kiya?

Shadi se pehle- Janeman mat jao
Shadi k baad- jaan mat khao

Shadi se pehle- tum bin raha na jaye
Shadi k baad- tum ko saha na jaye

Shadi se pehle- kuch to bolo
Shadi ke baad- kabhi chup b ho lo

Shadi se pehle- I luv you
Shadi k baad- aaj phir aalu?

Shadi se phle- milne kab aaogi?
Shadi k baad- mayke kab jaogi?




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Love Your Husband

Every wife must read this.....

Love ur husband
When he orders you to make tea or coffee.
He wants to feel fresh
to listen your nonstop talks.....

Love him
If he looks at all the beautiful females.
he is just checking that you are still the best.

Love him
If criticise your cooking,
he is still improving his taste.....

Love him
If snores at night and disturbs your sleep.
He is trying to prove that he is the most
relaxed person after marriage with you!

Love him
If he forgets to
give you a gift on your birthday
he is saving money for your future.

Love him...
Because you don't have a choice ;-)

Burger or Kiss

Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ?

Husband: What do u think I am...a gardener ?

Wife: Can u fix the door handle ?

Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ?

In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.

Husband: Who did all this ?

Wife: Our neighbour.

But he gave me 2 options.....

Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.

Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger.

Wife: What do u think I am.......McDonalds ?!!

Husband describes Wife after 15 years

After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her.

The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said ABCDEFGHIJK

"What does that mean?" She asked.

"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot" he replied.

Wife Smiling asked, "What about IJK?"

He replied: I'm Just Kidding!

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