Evolution of man
Evolution of man:
Shadi se pehle-hero no. 1
Shadi k baad- coolie no. 1
Shadi se pehle: maine pyar kiya
Shadi k baad- ye maine kya kiya?
Shadi se pehle- Janeman mat jao
Shadi k baad- jaan mat khao
Shadi se pehle- tum bin raha na jaye
Shadi k baad- tum ko saha na jaye
Shadi se pehle- kuch to bolo
Shadi ke baad- kabhi chup b ho lo
Shadi se pehle- I luv you
Shadi k baad- aaj phir aalu?
Shadi se phle- milne kab aaogi?
Shadi k baad- mayke kab jaogi?
More Marriage Jokes
Every wife must read this.....
Love ur husband
When he orders you to make tea or coffee.
He wants to feel fresh
to listen your nonstop talks.....
If he looks at all the beautiful females.
he is just checking that you are still the best.
If criticise your cooking,
he is still improving his taste.....
If snores at night and disturbs your sleep.
He is trying to prove that he is the most
relaxed person after marriage with you!
If he forgets to
give you a gift on your birthday
he is saving money for your future.
Because you don't have a choice ;-)
Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ?
Husband: What do u think I am...a gardener ?
Wife: Can u fix the door handle ?
Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ?
In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.
Husband: Who did all this ?
Wife: Our neighbour.
But he gave me 2 options.....
Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger.
Wife: What do u think I am.......McDonalds ?!!
After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her.
The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said ABCDEFGHIJK
"What does that mean?" She asked.
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot" he replied.
Wife Smiling asked, "What about IJK?"
He replied: I'm Just Kidding!