Neither Logical Nor Legal
Chintu failed in Exam & decided to make a deal with Professor.
Chintu: Sir, Can I ask u one question
Chintu: If u can answer dis question, I will accept my final marks, if u can't, u have to give me "A".
Chintu asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?"
Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered no answer.
He had to finally give up as he really did not know.
He gave the boy his "A".
The following day, professor asked same question to his students.
He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.
He asked one student.
Student answered: Sir, u are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical.
Ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, dis is logical but not legal.
Ur wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet u have given him an "A", this is neither logical nor legal.
More Funny Jokes
What is Vicious Circle:
The boss calls his secretary & says:
"Get ready for d weekend, We r going on a business trip."
The secretary calls husband & says:
"Me & my boss r going on a business trip for 2 days so takecare of urself"
The husband calls his girlfriend and says:
"My wife is going on a business trip come home we can have fun"
The girlfriend calls the boy to whom she gives tuition and says:
"No tuition this weekend."
The boy calls his father:
"Dad, at last we can spend this weekend together."
Dad (The boss) calls his secretary & says:
"Business trip is cancelled.
"I'm going to spend weekend with my son"
The secretary calls husband:
"I won't be going"
The husband calls his girlfriend:
"I am sorry My wife is not going "
The girlfriend calls boy:
"You have tuition"
Boy calls his father & says:
"Sorry Dad, I've classes"
The Dad calls his secretary.........
Maths Teacher : If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to priya ,
3 to Anita and
4 to kavitha
then what will u get????
Student : 3 New Girlfriends Mam!
DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!
Question and the Answer given by Candidates, they are IAS (Indian Administrative Services - One of the most difficult examination in India).
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid
Sometimes just thinking out of the box is what it takes!