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Kings Donkey

Kings Donkey

A King enrolled his donkey in a race
& won.

Local paper read:
'KING's ASS WON'
The king was so upset with this kind
of publicity that he gave the donkey
to the queen.

The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN
TOWN"
The king fainted....
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer
for 10$.

Next day paper read:
"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10"
The queen fainted...

The next day king ordered the queen
to buy back the donkey and leave it
in jungle.

The Next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS
FREE & WILD"
The king died... !




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