What is Love
Question : What is love and explain in details ?.........(40 marks)
Answer: Love is life.
(marks : 10 from 40)
Answer : Love is pain.
(marks : 10 from 40)
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated
1 sided & 2 sided
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age
- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
(marks 40 from 40) Excellent !
More Funny Jokes
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares, just throw them.
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: Dont know, havnt seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract!
Chintu failed in Exam & decided to make a deal with Professor.
Chintu: Sir, Can I ask u one question
Chintu: If u can answer dis question, I will accept my final marks, if u can't, u have to give me "A".
Chintu asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?"
Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered no answer.
He had to finally give up as he really did not know.
He gave the boy his "A".
The following day, professor asked same question to his students.
He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.
He asked one student.
Student answered: Sir, u are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical.
Ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, dis is logical but not legal.
Ur wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet u have given him an "A", this is neither logical nor legal.
What is Vicious Circle:
The boss calls his secretary & says:
"Get ready for d weekend, We r going on a business trip."
The secretary calls husband & says:
"Me & my boss r going on a business trip for 2 days so takecare of urself"
The husband calls his girlfriend and says:
"My wife is going on a business trip come home we can have fun"
The girlfriend calls the boy to whom she gives tuition and says:
"No tuition this weekend."
The boy calls his father:
"Dad, at last we can spend this weekend together."
Dad (The boss) calls his secretary & says:
"Business trip is cancelled.
"I'm going to spend weekend with my son"
The secretary calls husband:
"I won't be going"
The husband calls his girlfriend:
"I am sorry My wife is not going "
The girlfriend calls boy:
"You have tuition"
Boy calls his father & says:
"Sorry Dad, I've classes"
The Dad calls his secretary.........