Evolution of man:
Shadi se pehle-hero no. 1
Shadi k baad- coolie no. 1
Shadi se pehle: maine pyar kiya
Shadi k baad- ye maine kya kiya?
Shadi se pehle- Janeman mat jao
Shadi k baad- jaan mat khao
Shadi se pehle- tum bin raha na jaye
Shadi k baad- tum ko saha na jaye
Shadi se pehle- kuch to bolo
Shadi ke baad- kabhi chup b ho lo
Shadi se pehle- I luv you
Shadi k baad- aaj phir aalu?
Shadi se phle- milne kab aaogi?
Shadi k baad- mayke kab jaogi?
Cause of Depression
- Business Slow Chal raha hai..
- Payment Time pe nahin aa rahi hai..
- Telephone/Light ka bill bharna hai..
- Gharwali ko Anniversary pe Gold leke dena hai..
- Family ki baaki demands bhi poori karni hai...
- Tailor se dress mangwana hai..
- TV pe jo Loreal ki nayi Lipstick dikhayi hai, Aaj sham Market mein Uski enquiry karni hai..
- Kitty friends ko apni nayi Fossil watch dikhani hai..
- Mall mein 50% Off Sale lagi hui hai, shopping ko jana hai..
- Bachcho ka Open Day hai... Uffff koi dress he nahin samajh mein aa rahi hai..
- Nanad se phone pe baat karni hai..
- Tupperware wali ko aaj ghar pe bulana hai..
- Bete ki result aaya hai(46%), kaamwali bai ke liye ek kilo mix mithai mangani hai..
- Aaj na jaane Pankhudi ka kya hoga..
- Raat ko baahar se kya mangaoon khane ke liye..
- Ye mobile ki battery bhi jaldi jaldi down ho jaati hai, main kisi se zyada baat bhi nahin karti..
- Yeh Landline ka bill 2560/- kyun aaya hoga?
- Ye Deepika/Aalia/Kareena/Katrina itni over acting kyun karti hain?
- Kal mandir kya pehen ke jaoongi?
- Profile Pic. change kiye 15 minute ho gaye hain.....abhi tak ek bhi like ya comment kyun nahi aaya hai..
More Marriage Jokes
Evolution of man:
Every wife must read this.....
Love ur husband
When he orders you to make tea or coffee.
He wants to feel fresh
to listen your nonstop talks.....
If he looks at all the beautiful females.
he is just checking that you are still the best.
If criticise your cooking,
he is still improving his taste.....
If snores at night and disturbs your sleep.
He is trying to prove that he is the most
relaxed person after marriage with you!
If he forgets to
give you a gift on your birthday
he is saving money for your future.
Because you don't have a choice ;-)
Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ?
Husband: What do u think I am...a gardener ?
Wife: Can u fix the door handle ?
Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ?
In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.
Husband: Who did all this ?
Wife: Our neighbour.
But he gave me 2 options.....
Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger.
Wife: What do u think I am.......McDonalds ?!!