Dad : Son you have to get married I have seen a girl for u

Son:Not possible

Dad : Think twice she is Bill Gates daughter

Son: I m ready.

Dad goes to Bill Gates

Dad : My son wants to marry ur daughter

Bill Gates : Not possible

Dad : Think twice he is the CEO of Swiss Bank

Bill Gates : I m ready

Dad goes to Swiss Bank Authorities

Dad : Make my son the CEO of ur Bank

Authorities : Not possible

Dad : Think twice he is Bill Gates Son in Law

Authorities : Ur Sons job is confirmed

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What is Love

Question : What is love and explain in details ?.........(40 marks)

USA's Student.......
Answer: Love is life.
(marks : 10 from 40)
UK's Student......
Answer : Love is pain.
(marks : 10 from 40)

Indian Student........
Answer :
- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated

1 sided & 2 sided

- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age

Phone Addiction


Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
Mother's Sandal......

(marks 40 from 40) Excellent !

Quiz for Women

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares, just throw them.

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: Dont know, havnt seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract!

Neither Logical Nor Legal

Chintu failed in Exam & decided to make a deal with Professor.

Chintu: Sir, Can I ask u one question

Professor: Yes.

Chintu: If u can answer dis question, I will accept my final marks, if u can't, u have to give me "A".

Professor agreed.

Chintu asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?"

Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered no answer.

He had to finally give up as he really did not know.

He gave the boy his "A".

The following day, professor asked same question to his students.

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.

He asked one student.

Student answered: Sir, u are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical.

Ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, dis is logical but not legal.

Ur wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet u have given him an "A", this is neither logical nor legal.

Professor Shocked!!!

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