Sardar in Zoo
A tiger killed a Sardar in zoo.
A man asked why did u killed only Sardar in crowd?
Tiger- Aur kya karta... kab se bakwaas kar raha tha
"inni wadi billi"
More Sardar Jokes
Santa ki maa beemaar ho gayi. Santa unhein le kar hospital gaya.
Doctor ne examin karne ke baad kaha "Inke kuchh test honge"
Santa : "He bhagwan ab kya hoga, meri maa to anpadh hai."
Einstein and a Punjabi sitting next to each other on a long flight..
Einstein says,"Let's play a game.. I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.."
Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?
Punjabi doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket, pulls out a $5..
Now, it's the Punjabi's, turn..
He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends. After an hour he gives Punjabi $500..
Einstein going nuts and asks: Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?
Punjabi reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5.
1 sardar ki maut bijli girne se hui...Par uski lash muskurate huye mili...
Yamraj ne sardar se puchha aisa kyun?
Sardar bola : Mujhe laga koi photo kheench raha hai.