Logic

Teacher was teaching Mahabaratha to 6th std students.
"Kans heard devaki's 8th son wud kill him. So he put devaki & vasudev in prison.

1st child was born. Kans killed it by poison.

2nd child Kans killed by sword. 3rd was born n so on...
At this point a boy raised his hand for a doubt.

Teacher : What?

Boy : "If Kans knew that the 8th son wud kill him,
why did he put Devaki & Vasudev in SAME jail?"

Teacher fainted ! Generation gap, but common sense !




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