Headlines of 2050
Headlines of 2050:
1. Rajnikant in DHOOM 22
2. Golmaal-15 ready 4 release.
3. I will play the next world cup-Sachin.
4. Shahid, Saif attended Kareena's 8th wedding.
5. Petrol-984 rs/litre.
6. Shahrukh khan's daughter becomes a heroine with Amitabh Bachhan in a luv story titled: Cheeni Khatam
7. CID completd 10,00,000 episodes.
8. Nokia launches new phone..wid facilities lyk..20 sim card,500 gb in built memory, camera,music player,TV,fridge & washing machine in phone.
9.Ram gopal varma's phoonk-23 again failed at box office.
10. India beat brazil in fifa world cup.
More Funny Jokes
Dad : Son you have to get married I have seen a girl for u
Dad : Think twice she is Bill Gates daughter
Son: I m ready.
Dad goes to Bill Gates
Dad : My son wants to marry ur daughter
Bill Gates : Not possible
Dad : Think twice he is the CEO of Swiss Bank
Bill Gates : I m ready
Dad goes to Swiss Bank Authorities
Dad : Make my son the CEO of ur Bank
Authorities : Not possible
Dad : Think twice he is Bill Gates Son in Law
Authorities : Ur Sons job is confirmed
Question : What is love and explain in details ?.........(40 marks)
Answer: Love is life.
(marks : 10 from 40)
Answer : Love is pain.
(marks : 10 from 40)
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated
1 sided & 2 sided
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age
- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
(marks 40 from 40) Excellent !
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares, just throw them.
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: Dont know, havnt seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract!