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Headlines of 2050

Headlines of 2050

Headlines of 2050:

1. Rajnikant in DHOOM 22

2. Golmaal-15 ready 4 release.

3. I will play the next world cup-Sachin.

4. Shahid, Saif attended Kareena's 8th wedding.

5. Petrol-984 rs/litre.

6. Shahrukh khan's daughter becomes a heroine with Amitabh Bachhan in a luv story titled: Cheeni Khatam

7. CID completd 10,00,000 episodes.

8. Nokia launches new phone..wid facilities lyk..20 sim card,500 gb in built memory, camera,music player,TV,fridge & washing machine in phone.

9.Ram gopal varma's phoonk-23 again failed at box office.

10. India beat brazil in fifa world cup.




More Funny Jokes

Marriage

Dad : Son you have to get married I have seen a girl for u

Son:Not possible

Dad : Think twice she is Bill Gates daughter

Son: I m ready.

Dad goes to Bill Gates

Dad : My son wants to marry ur daughter

Bill Gates : Not possible

Dad : Think twice he is the CEO of Swiss Bank

Bill Gates : I m ready

Dad goes to Swiss Bank Authorities

Dad : Make my son the CEO of ur Bank

Authorities : Not possible

Dad : Think twice he is Bill Gates Son in Law

Authorities : Ur Sons job is confirmed

What is Love

Question : What is love and explain in details ?.........(40 marks)

USA's Student.......
Answer: Love is life.
(marks : 10 from 40)
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UK's Student......
Answer : Love is pain.
(marks : 10 from 40)
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Indian Student........
Answer :
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- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated

- TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided

- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age

- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction

- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

-TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandal......

(marks 40 from 40) Excellent !

Quiz for Women

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares, just throw them.

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: Dont know, havnt seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract!

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