To Stay With
Judge: Do you want to stay with your mom?
Child: No. She beats me.
Judge: Then do you want to stay with your dad?
Child: No. He beats me too.
Judge: Do you want to stay with your grandparents?
Child: No, they also beat me.
Judge: Ok. So do you want to stay with your uncle?
Child: No. They beat me too
Judge: Ok. So tell me who you want to stay with?
Child: I want to stay with Mumbai Indians.
They dont beat anybody
More Sports Jokes
Seems like the British divided India in such a way that all the Batsmen were left in India, while all the Bowlers went on the Pakistan's side.
What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?
Ganguly: do or die.
Sehwag: do before you die.
Dravid: do until they die.
Tendulkar: do that will never die.
Laxman- Do when everyone else die.
Yuvraj - Do, die, reborn, do, die, reborn (repeat)....
Dhoni - Do everything before luck die.