Namak Le Aao
Wife to her husband: Suno, aate hue zara kitchen se namak lete aana.
Husband (kitchen se): Yahan to koi Namak nahi hai.
Wife: Mujhe pata tha, tum toh ho hi andhe, kaamchor kahin ke. Ek kaam dhang se nahi kar sakte, bas bahane banaate rehte ho, zindagi mein kuch to kaam karo. Mujhe pehle se hi pata tha ki tumhe nahin milega,
Isliye mein pehle hi le aayi thi.
More Marriage Jokes
Husband aur Wife mein baatcheet bandh thi
Subah husband ko jaldi jaana tha.. uss ne raat ko paper par likha
"Mujhe subah 5 baje utha dena.. urgent kaam hai..!!!"
Aur paper wife ke takiye ke paas rakh diya...
Subah 8 baje jab utha toh dekha uske
upar bahut saare paper pade the
aur sab par likha tha,
"uth jao 5 baj gaye",
"pls. uth jao, warna late ho jaaoge"
Moral- Wife se panga loge to yahi haal hoga..
Husband: Aaj khana tumhari maa ne banaya hai kya?
Wife: Haan..... Lekin tumhe kaise pata chala?
Husband: Roz khaane mei kaale baal nikalte the aaj safed nikle hain.
Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.
I wrote your name on sand it got washed..
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like you, should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you.