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Insaan Aur Khuda

Insaan Aur Khuda

Ek din khuda ne mujhse kaha: "Mat karintezar is janam mein uska, Milna mushkil hai.
Maine bhi keh diya: "Lene de maza intezar ka, agle janam mein to mumkin hai."

Phir khuda ne kaha: "Mat kar itna pyar bahut pachhtayega."
Muskura ke maine kaha: "Dekhte hain tu kitna mujhe tadpayega."

Phir khuda ne kaha: "Bhool ja use, Chal tujhe jannat ki apsra se milata hoon."
Maine kaha: "Aa neeche dekh mere pyar ka muskurata chehra, tujhe jannat ki apsra bhulwata hoon.

Gusse mein khuda ne kaha: "Mat bhool apni aukaat tu to ek insaan hai."
Hans kar maine kaha: "Toh mila de mujhe mere pyar se aur saabit kar ki tu hi Bhagwan hai."

Phir khuda ne guuse mein uski mujhse shadi kara di. Sab bhoot utar gaya.




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Namak Le Aao

Wife to her husband: Suno, aate hue zara kitchen se namak lete aana.
Husband (kitchen se): Yahan to koi Namak nahi hai.
Wife: Mujhe pata tha, tum toh ho hi andhe, kaamchor kahin ke. Ek kaam dhang se nahi kar sakte, bas bahane banaate rehte ho, zindagi mein kuch to kaam karo. Mujhe pehle se hi pata tha ki tumhe nahin milega,
Isliye mein pehle hi le aayi thi.
Husband shocked!

Bhartiya Naari

Husband aur Wife mein baatcheet bandh thi

Subah husband ko jaldi jaana tha.. uss ne raat ko paper par likha

"Mujhe subah 5 baje utha dena.. urgent kaam hai..!!!"

Aur paper wife ke takiye ke paas rakh diya...
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Subah 8 baje jab utha toh dekha uske
upar bahut saare paper pade the

aur sab par likha tha,
"uth jao 5 baj gaye",
"pls. uth jao, warna late ho jaaoge"

Moral- Wife se panga loge to yahi haal hoga..

Khana Kisne Banaya

Husband: Aaj khana tumhari maa ne banaya hai kya?

Wife: Haan..... Lekin tumhe kaise pata chala?

Husband: Roz khaane mei kaale baal nikalte the aaj safed nikle hain.

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