An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him.
"What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know.
The same as you I suppose," she replied.
So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
"Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff !"
"Well, there you go," cried the husband.
"And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"
More Bar Jokes
If movies were made by drinkers, then the titles would be....
Rab Ne Pila di Thodi
Rum de basanti
Hum tight ho chuke sanam
Bevde Zameen Par
Ek Tha Bagpiper
Rum Maro Rum
Maine Drink Tujko Diya
Hickk Hick Hota Hai
Maine Neat Kyu Piya
Peg Liya To Chakna Kya
Ulti Kar Di Aapne
Pinewale Baatliyaa Le Jayenge..!
After drinking men talk unnecessarily...
Fight 4 nothing
"Alcohol contains female hormones!"
Santa: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me a drink. Fight is about to start.
Bartender gives him a drink.
Santa again says: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me drink. Fight is about to start.
Bartender again gives him a drink.
Santa again asks for a drink as the fight is about to star.
Bartender: When on earth the fight will start?
Naughty Santa: When you will ask for money.