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Angry Wife

Angry Wife

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him.

"What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know.
The same as you I suppose," she replied.

So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot.

His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.

"Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff !"

"Well, there you go," cried the husband.
"And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"




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Movie Names

If movies were made by drinkers, then the titles would be....

Soda Akbar

Rab Ne Pila di Thodi

Rum de basanti

Hum tight ho chuke sanam

Beer Zara

Bevde Zameen Par

Ek Tha Bagpiper

Talli six

Rum Maro Rum

Maine Drink Tujko Diya

Bewdy Rathore

Hickk Hick Hota Hai

DaaruDas

Hum Tunn

Maine Neat Kyu Piya

Peg Liya To Chakna Kya

Ulti Kar Di Aapne

Whiskiya

Pinewale Baatliyaa Le Jayenge..!

Cheers!

After drinking

After drinking men talk unnecessarily...
Become emotional...
Drive badly
Stop thinking
Fight 4 nothing


Conclusion:
"Alcohol contains female hormones!"

Fight is about to start

Santa: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me a drink. Fight is about to start.
Bartender gives him a drink.
Santa again says: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me drink. Fight is about to start.
Bartender again gives him a drink.
Santa again asks for a drink as the fight is about to star.
Bartender: When on earth the fight will start?
Naughty Santa: When you will ask for money.

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