Presentation Does Matter
Two Wives chatting in office :
Wife 1 : I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Wife 2 : It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins.
How was yours?
Wife 1 : Oh mine was amazing!
My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour.
When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work
Husband 1 : How was your evening?
Husband 2 : Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep.
And what about you?
Husband 1 : It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill. So I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that didn't have money left for a cab or auto.
We walked home which took an hour & when we got home, I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house .
MORAL : PRESENTATION DOES MATTER......
NO MATTER WHAT THE REALITY IS
More Funny Jokes
Headlines of 2050:
1. Rajnikant in DHOOM 22
2. Golmaal-15 ready 4 release.
3. I will play the next world cup-Sachin.
4. Shahid, Saif attended Kareena's 8th wedding.
5. Petrol-984 rs/litre.
6. Shahrukh khan's daughter becomes a heroine with Amitabh Bachhan in a luv story titled: Cheeni Khatam
7. CID completd 10,00,000 episodes.
8. Nokia launches new phone..wid facilities lyk..20 sim card,500 gb in built memory, camera,music player,TV,fridge & washing machine in phone.
9.Ram gopal varma's phoonk-23 again failed at box office.
10. India beat brazil in fifa world cup.
Dad : Son you have to get married I have seen a girl for u
Dad : Think twice she is Bill Gates daughter
Son: I m ready.
Dad goes to Bill Gates
Dad : My son wants to marry ur daughter
Bill Gates : Not possible
Dad : Think twice he is the CEO of Swiss Bank
Bill Gates : I m ready
Dad goes to Swiss Bank Authorities
Dad : Make my son the CEO of ur Bank
Authorities : Not possible
Dad : Think twice he is Bill Gates Son in Law
Authorities : Ur Sons job is confirmed
Question : What is love and explain in details ?.........(40 marks)
Answer: Love is life.
(marks : 10 from 40)
Answer : Love is pain.
(marks : 10 from 40)
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated
1 sided & 2 sided
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age
- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
(marks 40 from 40) Excellent !