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Presentation Does Matter

Presentation Does Matter

Two Wives chatting in office :

Wife 1 : I had a fine evening, how was yours?

Wife 2 : It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins.

How was yours?

Wife 1 : Oh mine was amazing!

My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour.

When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work

Husband 1 : How was your evening?

Husband 2 : Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep.

And what about you?

Husband 1 : It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill. So I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that didn't have money left for a cab or auto.

We walked home which took an hour & when we got home, I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house .

MORAL : PRESENTATION DOES MATTER......
NO MATTER WHAT THE REALITY IS




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1. Rajnikant in DHOOM 22

2. Golmaal-15 ready 4 release.

3. I will play the next world cup-Sachin.

4. Shahid, Saif attended Kareena's 8th wedding.

5. Petrol-984 rs/litre.

6. Shahrukh khan's daughter becomes a heroine with Amitabh Bachhan in a luv story titled: Cheeni Khatam

7. CID completd 10,00,000 episodes.

8. Nokia launches new phone..wid facilities lyk..20 sim card,500 gb in built memory, camera,music player,TV,fridge & washing machine in phone.

9.Ram gopal varma's phoonk-23 again failed at box office.

10. India beat brazil in fifa world cup.

Marriage

Dad : Son you have to get married I have seen a girl for u

Son:Not possible

Dad : Think twice she is Bill Gates daughter

Son: I m ready.

Dad goes to Bill Gates

Dad : My son wants to marry ur daughter

Bill Gates : Not possible

Dad : Think twice he is the CEO of Swiss Bank

Bill Gates : I m ready

Dad goes to Swiss Bank Authorities

Dad : Make my son the CEO of ur Bank

Authorities : Not possible

Dad : Think twice he is Bill Gates Son in Law

Authorities : Ur Sons job is confirmed

What is Love

Question : What is love and explain in details ?.........(40 marks)

USA's Student.......
Answer: Love is life.
(marks : 10 from 40)
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UK's Student......
Answer : Love is pain.
(marks : 10 from 40)
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Indian Student........
Answer :
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- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated

- TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided

- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age

- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction

- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

-TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandal......

(marks 40 from 40) Excellent !

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