In Daughters Room
Santa finds cigarette box in his daughter's room..
"Oh my god! she smikes"
The he finds whisky
"Oh my god! she drinks"
Then he saw a boy
"Thank God! its all his"
More Sardar Jokes
Santa tez baarish mein doctor ke paas gaya
Santa: Doctor saab ghar par checkup ki kya fee hai?
Santa: Phir jaldi chaliye doctor saab.
Doctor ne car nikali aur dono Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.
Doctor: Mareez kahan hai?
Santa: Mareez-wareez koi nahi hai, mua taxy wala ghar tak jaane ke 500/- maang raha tha aap 300/- mein le aaye.
Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar.
Akbar: Kaun ho tum?
Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun.
Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?
Santa, ghabraate hue: Ji... main...vo... kuchh nahin.. bas aise hi...
Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do...
Santa pleads: Nahin Jahanpanah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.
A tiger killed a Sardar in zoo.
A man asked why did u killed only Sardar in crowd?
Tiger- Aur kya karta... kab se bakwaas kar raha tha
"inni wadi billi"