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Gabbar and Basanti

Gabbar and Basanti

Gabbar: Aaj maine basanti ko nahaate waqt dekha.

Veeru: Kutte kameene main tera khoone pee jaaunga

Gabbar: Relax bewde... Main naha raha tha aur basanti jaa rahi thi... Jab dekho khoon pee jaaunga..




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Puri Family

College Clerk: Beta yeh form tumne galat bhar diya hai. Yahaan address nahin naamlikhna tha.
Student: Vikas Puri mera naam hi hai jee.
College Clerk: Achcha aur pita ka naam?
Student: Ji Janak Puri.
College Clerk: Achcha Dadaji ka naam?
Student: Trilok Puri.
College Clerk: Hey Bhagwaan beta jaate jaate apni maa ka naam bhi bata do.
Student: Maya Puri.
College Clerk: Main yeh sub nahin maanta. Koi aaya he tumhare saath family se tumhaari admission ke liye.
Student: Ji mera bara bhai hai yeh.
College Clerk: Aapka naam?
Bhai: Govind Puri!

If petrol is leaking from car

What do u say if petrol is leaking from Maruti car..?

ThiNk

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MARUTI SUSU.Ki

Om Student Om

Kitni shiddat se maine book uthane ki kosish ki hai. Ki har zarre ne muje sulane ki sazish ki hai. Kehte hain agar kisi chapter ko dil se smjhna chaho to sari kaynat tumhe usme confuse karne mein jut jati hai aur agar aisa na ho to samajh lena ke chapter syllabus ke bahar hai mere dost.

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