If I Won The Lottery
Husband : What would you do if I won the lottery?
Wife: I would take all money and leave you
Husband: Good I won $12, take it and get lost.
More Marriage Jokes
How a man's situation changes:
Before marriage: Hero No. 1
After marriage: Coolie No. 1
Before marriage: I'm in love
After marriage: Why did I fall in love!
Before marriage: Jaan-e-man mat jao
After marriage: Jaan mat khao
Before marriage: Can't live without you
After marriage: Can't live with you
Before marriage: Kuchh to bolo
After marriage: Kabhi chup bhi ho lo
Before marriage: I love you
After marriage: Aaj phir aaloo
And the best one..
Before marriage: Milne kab aaogi
After marriage: Maaike kab jaaogi.
Biwi: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana.
Bechara Pati: Yahan to namak nahi mil raha hai.
Biwi : Hey Bhagwan, mere baap ko tumhare jaisa hi Soordas milna tha.
Mujhe pata tha tum to ho hi andhe
Ek kaam dhang se nahi kar sakte
Bas bahaane banaate ho
Zindagi mein kuchh to kaam karo...
Tumhein nahi milega, isiliye pehle hi le aayi thi.
Arrange marriage is...!
"While you are walking, unfortunately a snakes bites you"
But love marriage is...!
Dancing in front of cobra and singing
"Wanna be my chammak challo"