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Pyasa Musafir

Pyasa Musafir

Musafir: Beta aap mujhe thoda paani pila denge.
Bachcha: Agar lassi ho jaaye to..
Musafir: Tab to bahut hi achcha hoga
Bachcha lassi le aaya. Musafir ne 5 lote lassi peene ke baad bachche se poochha
"Beta tumhare ghar mein koi lassi nahi peeta"
Bachcha: Peet to sab hain lekin aaj lassi mein chooha gir gaya tha aur ussi mein mar gaya.
Musafir ne gusse mein lota zameen par de mara.
Bachcha rote huye bola "Mummy inhone lota tod diya, ab toilet kya lekar jaayenge"




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1.ROOF says - Aim high
2.FAN says - Be cool
3.CLOCK says - Every minute is precious
4.MIRROR says - Reflect before u act
5.CALENDER says - Be up to date
7.DOOR says - Don't miss the opportunity
8.BED says - SAB BAKWAS HAI, Mast chadar odho aur so jao.

Modern Love

Modern Love:

Ek ladka blood bank mein: Sister mujhe ek botal khoon de do.
Sister: Blood group batao.
Ladka: Koi bhi chalega.
Sister: Kaise.
Ladka: Mujhe love letter likhna hai.

Maa Sab Jaanti Hai

5 year old boy :- I love u mom
Mom:- Aww! I Love u too......

16 year old boy:- I love u mom
Mom :- Sorry! I have no money..
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25 year old boy:- I love u mom.
Mom:- Hmm... kaun hai woh? kahan rehti hai?
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Moral:- Maa sab jaanti hai
But the best is..
35 yr old man:- Mom I love you
Mom: Beta maine pehle hi bola tha uss kamini se shaadi mat karna

And the last one...
55 yr old man:- Mom I love you...
Mom:- Beta main kisi bhi paper par sign nahi karoongi...

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