At Niagara Falls
Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. There are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls.
Class Ki Bua
College mein ek badi umra ki ladki ko sab students bua bua kehte the
Ek din usne principal se shikayat kar di
Principal gusse mein class room mein pahunche aur class se kaha jo bhi is ladki ko bua kehta hai woh khada ho jaaye.
Ek ek karke saari class khadi ho gayi lekin ak ladka baitha raha
Principal ne poochha "To tum ise bua nahi kehte ho"
Ladke ne ek thandi saans li aur kaha "Main saari class ka foofa hoon."
More Funny Jokes
At Niagara Falls
Real truth about proposal:
Boys always start love with this sentence "We are friends"
Girls always end love with this sentence "We are just friends"
Feel the difference
Two Wives chatting in office :
Wife 1 : I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Wife 2 : It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins.
How was yours?
Wife 1 : Oh mine was amazing!
My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour.
When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work
Husband 1 : How was your evening?
Husband 2 : Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep.
And what about you?
Husband 1 : It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill. So I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that didn't have money left for a cab or auto.
We walked home which took an hour & when we got home, I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house .
MORAL : PRESENTATION DOES MATTER......
NO MATTER WHAT THE REALITY IS