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Ghar Ki Sukh Shanti

Ghar Ki Sukh Shanti

Mahila: Pandit ji ghar ki sukh shanti ke liye kaun sa vrat rakhoon?
Pandit ji: Maun Vrat.




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Biwi Gum Ho Gayi

Sahab meri biwi gum ho gayi hai, main kya karun?
Post master: Andhe ho kya, yeh post office hai, police station ja idhar kyun aaya hai.
Pati: Maaf kariye khushi ke maare samajh nahi aa raha kidhar jaaun.

Aaj Ka Gyan

Aaj Ka Gyan

Dost aur biwi ko kabhi yaqeen dilane ki zarurat nahi hoti.
Kyun ki
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Dost kabhi shak nahi karte aur
Biwi kabhi yaqeen nahi karti.
Gyan Samaapt

Phool Lelo

Phool wala: Sahab yeh phool apni girlfriend ke liye lelo.
Santa:Meri koi girlfriend nahi hai.
Phool wala: To phir apni mangetar ke liye hi lelo.
Santa: Woh bhi nahi hai.
Phool wala: To phir apni biwi ke liye hi lelo.
Santa: Meri biwi bhi nahi hai.
Phool wala: To phir aye duniya ke sabse khush-kismat insaan, meri tafar se yeh phool tere liye.

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