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Window Nahi Khul Rahi

Window Nahi Khul Rahi

Patni ne pati ko phone karke poocha: Window nahi khul rahi hai. Kya karun?
Pati Kholta hua paani window par daalo aur phir try karo.
Patni: Pakka na.
Pati: Haan haan, karke to dekho jaadu sa kaam kareda.

Shaam ko pati ne ghar lautkar poochha...

Pati: Kya hua mera tareeka kaam aaya ki nahi.
Patni: Pata nahi, kyon ki ab to laptop hi start nahi ho raha hai.




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500 Page ki Story

Doctor, pagal se: Yeh kya hai?
Pagal: Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai...
Doctor: Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha?
Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai Ek Raja ghode par baith ke jungal ki taraf chala, aur akhri page pe likha ke wo Raja jungle pahunch gaya.
Doctor: To beech ke 498 panno pe kya likha?

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Doctor: Teri ye kahani padhega kaun?
Pagal: Facebook par post kar doonga, mere jaise log zarur padhenge.

Hindi movies and software professionals

Sajan Chale Sasural : Computer professional coming to US.

1942, a Love story : Sticking to one company for more than a year.

Dil to Pagal Hai : Staying in India, dreaming of US.

Sapne: Green card.

Sadma: Rejected H-1(B) Visa.

Khalnayak : Bodyshoppers.

Deewana Mastana : Project Manager - Team Leader.

Rakhwala: Project Manager.

Mr. Bechara: Computer professional in Singapore.

Zanjeer: Company bond.

Himmatwala : Breaking company bond.

Tohfa: H-4 Visa for your Wife.

Mawaali: Before coming to US.

Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman: Once you are in US.

Chaudhvin ka Chand: Assembly programmer.

Sahib Bibi aur Ghulam: Client, your company and you.

Installing a Husband

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:

** Romance 9.5 and
** Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

** College Football 6.0, NFL24-7, LandscapingPro 4.0
** Major League Baseball 3.0 and
** Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs at all, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

** Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.



DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
** Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
** Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: i_thought_you_loved_me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
** If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
** Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 & Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck !

Tech Support

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