Wife's Pray

Biwi ki pray: Hey bhagwan mere pati ko tarakki de, daulat de, car de, bangla de.
Mujhe tumse kuchh nahi chahiye. Tu sab kuchh mere pati ko de.

"Us se kaise lena hai yeh mera kaam hai"




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Kewal Naam Mein Hi Fark Hai

Son: "Wife, biwi, patni, shrimati, aurat, ardhangini, gharwali in sab mein kya antar hai...?"

Father: "Beta, itna mat socho museebat ek naam anek..."

Boss or God

Employee: Sir, meri biwi 5-6 dinon ke liye mere sath bahar jaana chahati hai, chhuti chahiye.
Boss: Nahi milegi.
Employee: Thankyou sir! Main jaanta tha museebat mein aap hi kaam aayenge.

Ghar Ki Sukh Shanti

Mahila: Pandit ji ghar ki sukh shanti ke liye kaun sa vrat rakhoon?
Pandit ji: Maun Vrat.

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