Husband gets ready to go for yoga. Wife wakes up
Husband : Honey are you coming along with me for yoga?
Wife : What do you want to say!! I am fat?
Husband : No problem, don't come if you don't feel like!
Wife : What do you mean?? Am i lazy??
Husband : Honey .. Why are you getting angry??
Wife : That means i fight with you all the time?
Husband : When did i say that?
Wife : So it means i am lying??
Husband : Okay fine i am not going!!
Wife : I understand everything, actually you didn't want to go!!
The husband decides to remain silent and goes off to bed!
More Marriage Jokes
Biwi ki pray: Hey bhagwan mere pati ko tarakki de, daulat de, car de, bangla de.
Mujhe tumse kuchh nahi chahiye. Tu sab kuchh mere pati ko de.
"Us se kaise lena hai yeh mera kaam hai"
Son: "Wife, biwi, patni, shrimati, aurat, ardhangini, gharwali in sab mein kya antar hai...?"
Father: "Beta, itna mat socho museebat ek naam anek..."
Employee: Sir, meri biwi 5-6 dinon ke liye mere sath bahar jaana chahati hai, chhuti chahiye.
Boss: Nahi milegi.
Employee: Thankyou sir! Main jaanta tha museebat mein aap hi kaam aayenge.